So this happened today.
This also just happened to be the third time he pooped today.
Really kid? Who poops three times in one day?
I am lucky to poop twice a week so he must have gotten that skill from his father! This wasn’t just a blowout, it was a tsunami of feces! I mean shit everywhere; from his belly button to the middle of his back! Curse you Babies R Us diapers because this has never happened with Pampers or Huggies!
Do you want to know what the worst part was? All he wanted to do was play with his poopy penis after this happened. This turned into such a joyous experience because now I had to wipe his butt and his hands while getting him to the bath tub. Don’t forget that I needed to keep the poopy hands from making it into his mouth! The joys of motherhood!
If he wasn’t wearing a diaper this week he was playing with his penis AKA he has had a baby boner all week. HAHA! I get a kick out of the baby boner because I can just imagine that when he gets older he will be playing with himself and shoot the ceiling without knowing what is happening! Then it is all downhill from there with the crusty tube socks and the sperm filled bath tub.
Boys playing with their penis is a milestone, whether you want to encourage it or not is up to you. 🙂