I am digging all of the enthusiasm for the first set of pictures from the Horrible Housewife photo shoot! I think you guys are having just as much fun as we did taking them. If you are drinking while reading these posts then the odds are good that you really are having just as much fun. 🙂
I wanted to share some of the behind the scenes pictures first to build up to the orgasmic final pictures. Fellas, I am going to fill you in on a secret that will have you thanking me until the day you can’t get it up anymore. Learn to love FOREPLAY! I don’t care if you have to rub it, suck it, beat it or eat it; just do it and she won’t tell you no ever again.
If I don’t do laundry today, I’m gonna have to buy new clothes tomorrow. ~Anna Paquin
I loved our laundry scene because I pulled out all of the sexy panties that I wear all of the time… said no one ever! I wouldn’t say that I sport those dreadful Granny panties, but it’s all about comfort. I couldn’t help but get a little moist thinking about what those panties signify. Ow! Ow!
No, I never put my phone down. Yes, I usually sit spread eagle or Indian style.
I am always working and I love my Motorola RAZR with all of my heart. Choke on that one you iPhone pushers! I do need to wreck the fantasy of women
cooking doing anything productive in heels. IT DOESN’T WORK FELLAS! Not only does it not work, it is uncomfortable to look good and be efficient. Sorry dudes!
These days, you have the option of staying home, blogging in your underwear, and not having your words mangled. I think I like the direction things are headed.
I ended up with a brilliant, brilliant I tell ya, idea to wrap myself in a table cloth to imply that I was all out of clothes since my dresses were on the line. Watch out now! We have a genius on our hands! Doing it stark naked was just not an option because I can’t scare away ALL of the brands out there. Not to mention… my ass needs some serious gym time.