Every morning I wake up and pretend I am the newest juice chef in town filming my segment on a food show. I swear that’s not as lame as it sounds! What I mean is I finally upgraded from my hand me down college knives to big girl knives! Who needs knives in college anyway? College is supposed to be all about Ramen and beer.
I’m a juice chef!
My ridiculously amazing new juicer is a masticating juicer, where the other one was a centrifugal juicer. Let me just say there is a HUGE difference in everything it does. It even makes me feel all fancy when I set it up and start chopping my vegetables with my favorite new knives. Could I be turning into a… grown up? It’s like Paula Deen takes over my body as I float above her kitchen watching in amazement. You know how chefs can do that chop, chop, chop thing? That’s what I’m talking about. 🙂
Hear me out before you shun me for talking about my new children and how awesome they are. (I thought all parents were supposed to go on and on; and on and one, etc. about their offspring?) It all ties into juicing because my new juicer requires smaller fruits and vegetables to go down the tube. I can already hear you saying, “Pffft, I don’t want more work!” Cool your jets, dudes. I drop my juicing item in the tube and this juice chef watches as the machine does all of the work for me. You can imagine how mesmerized Michael was by this magical new gadget. That is, until he called me the juice Nazi for bossing him around. He was doing it all wrong!
Juicing weigh in!
Who gains .2 pounds? I must not be an efficient bathroom user because you would think I could have squeezed out .2 pounds of urine! I knew I would maintain my weight because I was only able to get to the gym two days last week due to the plague having a firm grip on my throat. Oh well… you guys are only here to win some knives.
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I received my own set of knives from Good Cook in order to facilitate my review. All opinions and pictures are my own.