Green Juice Recipe & Weight Loss

Are you ready for another green juice recipe and weigh in? Sure you are because, you know, this post is 4 days late. You see, I had this sinus plague thing going on and kept sucking it (mucus) up. Michael even came down on me a few times for dragging my tail around the house, despite being sick. Who does that? 

Green juice recipe ingredients (20 ounces)

• 1 cucumber
• 2 celery stalks
• 4 carrots
• 4 large kale leaves
• 2 apples

This green juice recipe took me a couple four tries to get right. Let’s just say that it was inspired by an awful trash can juice. You have no idea how bad that juice was. *Shudder* I don’t recommend using more than two celery stalks in one green juice recipe unless you like drinking Earth.

Confidence is the sexiest thing a woman can have. It’s much sexier than any body part.– Aimee Mullins

I was shocked to see the scale go down a pound! I really thought I would end up with a maintaining week because I cheated by having a Shamrock Shake for St. Patrick’s Day and some Goldfish as a treat. Let’s hear it for juicing! Wooot!

Yeeaaah… this happened. Michael gets all excited when I am drinking green juice and climbs all over me until I give him a drink from my cup. It’s incredibly annoying when he does that because all I want to do is drink my breakfast… in silence. He now gets his own green juice sippy cup so he will leave me alone!

I did find an affordable laundry detergent to remove my juice stains. You see, these are Daddy Michael’s favorite yoga pants and I would have had to wear them with the juice stains if they didn’t come out. Maybe it is the Dirt Lift Action in Purex with Crystals that got the stains out? Perhaps. All I know for sure is Daddy Michael is geeked because of the smell since I don’t make the extra effort to use fabric softener. You guys know how he is with smells.

The Purex brand provided me with a sample of Purex detergent plus Fabric Softner with Crystals Frangrance in exchange for a product review. However, all the opinions, pictures, and video are my own.