Did you know the Kardashians are my sisters? My parents might not be Kris Jenner and Robert Kardashian, but I swear I am a Kardashian sister. You see, the producers of Keeping Up with the Kardashians put me up for adoption once they realized I was too outrageous for the rest of the cast. I guess I was meant to live as a Kardashian by means of the Kardashian Kollection at Sears. Sigh…
“I am a member of the Collective Bias® Social Fabric® Community. This shop has been compensated as part of a social shopper insights study for Collective Bias® and Sears #cbias #SocialFabric #ThisisStyle”
That right there is the face of a socialite, even if I only get my big break on my blog and YouTube. One day my empire will make me famous for more than just my 2012 Advent calendar!
My closet seems to think it is Kardashian worthy
NOW do you believe I am a wannabe socialite? I bought the majority of those clothes in a matter of weeks and I keep shopping despite my lack of room in BOTH of my closets. All I do is shop. All I think about is the next thing I need to shop for, like beach wear. Is there new clearance to check out? How many bathing suits do I need this season? What about sandals? I need sandals in every color to complete my Sears fashion obsession. I mean, I have sneakers in every color so it only makes sense, right? (That is just a little dose of the very random fashion thoughts that go through my head. You don’t want to know what else goes on in this brain!)
Helllpp meee…. I am spiraling out-of-control and I love it!
I found everything I needed and then some when I went to Sears… the most recent time. No, I’m not talking about the online shopping I did two days ago, this was last weekend because I wanted a specific bathing suit to round out my current array of suits. I wanted something sexy, something I wouldn’t wear to aqua baby class. I needed a bathing suit that people would never guess I bought at Sears and absolutely screamed MALLERY.
I was on a shopping mission and I am dangerous when I am armed with my Shop Your Way Rewards points. Down right dangerous. Thankfully I had just emptied my account on a different shopping spree or I would have purchased my second choice suit the same day! Have I mentioned I have a Sears style problem yet? 😉