And then wakes you up with, “I ate cookies.”
Son-of-a-biscuit-eater! “How many cookies?”
“Ten. I ate ten cookies.”
‘Frowny face’ accompanied by a few choice words. Just a few. I’m a classy broad, you guys.
Homie don’t play when it comes to party prep.
Captain America Cupcake Ingredients:
- White cupcake liners
- Blue & red cake mix
- Betty Crocker cookie icing in Blue, white & red
- Nilla Wafers
- Betty Crocker cupcake icing in red & blue
And then I woke up and smelled the spit-up. Normal people do not draw stars on tiny wafers… with primitive cookie decorating supplies. What in the world was I thinking? I can’t even draw a star on paper.
And don’t try to listen in on your husband rag on your toddler for his man-sized poops because laughing isn’t conducive to the process of squeezing while rotating.