My gym log is absolutely pitiful right now. I haven’t picked up a Kettlebell or stepped into a gym IN OVER A MONTH! A WHOLE MONTH! That means I am practically a cow caused by my recent onset of puffiness. No lie, Michael even let the grass grow out for me so I can go out back and graze whenever I desire.
Ok, maybe grazing was a slight exaggeration, but I really am bloated as hell. Bloated as hell and my rack still resembles that of a small child. Sigh…
THE RETURN OF THE KETTLEBELL
In about a week I get to start my balls to the wall workout routine again to get my figure in check before my honeymoon. Michael ‘doesn’t care what I look like’ but let’s be honest here, I told him he isn’t allowed to get a beer belly or the nasty looking bodybuilder thing so many men yearn for. Double yuck! Yes, I suck at being a wife, sue me. Yes, I just publicly admitted to the blogosphere what most people keep to themselves for fear of judgement. C’est la vie!
I’m going to reel this back in a bit, because it is a sponsored thingy and all, by saying Jillian Michaels’ Shred-It (with 5-15 pounds) is the first cardio routine I have been able to complete without exacerbating my neuropathy and is the perfect home gym DVD. Now if I could feel my feet again I wouldn’t look like a fool doing the jumps. You win some, you lose some. Ha!
I am now the proud new owner of a big girl scale, an Ozeri WeightMaster Bath Scale to be exact, and it is nearly impossible to curl up in a ball to cry when the number on the screen isn’t what you wanted to see. The screen is SO BIG! My big girl scale even has Microban® antimicrobial protection so the feces particles floating in the air don’t grime up my precious Ozeri scale.
Stay tuned because I just might show you my favorite Kettlebell workouts next week!
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