GETTING BACK IN SHAPE {ADVENT CALENDAR DAY 3}

2013 Wine advent calendar - Getting back in shape #winewithmallery

Farkkkkk me, I need to get back into shape!

You guys, a wine advent calendar is a bit of an oxymoron when it comes to getting back in shape but tis the season to be pudgy- fa la la la la.

Wine is a fruit, right?

No? Wahhhhh! My hard body dreams might be crushed! Whyyyy me?

GETTING BACK IN SHAPE {NOT AS MANY F-BOMBS AS I THOUGHT}

TRADER JOE’S BENEFACTOR CELLARS 2012 CABERNET SAUVIGNON

This lucky duck of a wine is a member of the under $5 Trader Joe’s wine club and it has the coolest label for all of the cheapos price conscious consumers out there.

Those wines which once taunted us from beyond our price range now pour happily – affordably, deliciously, attainably – into our glasses, thanks to you.

Honestly, I don’t think this is a first time red wine drinkers type of wine. My mom would spit this wine out before it even reached her tongue because the tannins are strong. It has a light bodied nose that doesn’t match the medium bodied wine unless you are into the whole bait and switch sort of game.

Would I drink it again? You betcha… after it decanted for a minute.

2013 wine advent calendar- getting back in shape and taking before measurements of my body #winewithmallery

The number on my scale is currently saying to me “you’re a tub o’ lard who lost your muscle mass AND ate your weight in pizza. Learn how to manage your stress eating, biotch!”

Tough love, yo. Tough love all day long.

  • Measurements – Check
  • Workload – Decreased
2013 wine advent calendar- getting back in shape by dusting off the purple workout clothes #winewithmallery

My first attempt at my new gym routine was an epic fail because Michael strong-armed me with a tantrum from hell. Fucking – worst – experience in my motherhood career. Holy shit was I a crabby patty after that gym visit. So, I have scaled back my double workouts and do my kettlebell gym routine at home.

Sigh… the life of a mom.

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