Let’s talk about the elephant in the room for a minute- my so called imaginary friends. I have friends. In fact, I have oodles of friends who I’m pretty sure are real life boys and girls. I just haven’t met said friends because they live in my computer. Please hear me out before you ship me off to the funny farm!
IT TAKES 50 DAYS TO WARD OFF IMAGINARY FRIENDS
In 50 days I will wake up at the crack of 3am and pull on my sassy purple pants. I will make sure my purple eye shadow is lookin‘ mighty fine as I straighten my glitzy bow in the mirror. In 50 days I will touch down in Arkansas for one of the most exciting work weekends I have ever experienced. I am going to SoFabCon!
Say what? You think I’m overhyping SoFabCon? Au contrair, mon ami! The anticipation of this conference has been as epic as the wait all of the young girls who were clutching their ‘I heart Jacob’ shirts went through before Twilight was released. Members of the #purplearmy have even begun packing karaoke machines, chub suits, and more for the battle with #teampinksparklepants. We are going to create the most entertaining follow up content you have ever had the pleasure of experiencing!
WHEN THE WORKING DAY IS DONE. GIRLS, THEY WANT TO HAVE FUN. -CYNDI LAUPER
It’s hard to believe in 50 days I will be able to say my imaginary friends aren’t balding men living in their mother’s basement. We are about to make unforgettable memories and learn skills that are vital to building our empires. I am going to learn how to build my community of dirty housewives so we can take care of those 50’s housewives once and for all!
I’m going to get to meet the teacher who is very much responsible for my mad photography skills. OK, not so mad, but way better than they were before. Michael is geeked there are sessions on making money and finding your balance because, let’s face it, he wants to know what <HIS> ROI for the conference is. (I refuse to clean more unless I get shipped off to fun conferences with my online BFFs. Refuse!) He can’t deny that I owe Social Fabric® the majority of the credit for my blogging achievements and you can mark my words, one day I will work closer with them.
Do you know what else I am excited for? I have 3 more pounds to lose on this organic, juicing diet so I can tear up the massive cookie I won at a Twitter party! Michael made sure to tell me Social Fabric prizes are the tastiest things around town. Men!
To quote the ultimate #purplearmy leader:
I love you, you love me
We’re a happy family
With a great big hug and a kiss from me to you
Won’t you say you love me too?
