MY IMPERFECTIONS

I hate just about everything about Facebook. I hate notifications. I hated hearing “Mommy, put your phone down”. I hate the instant gratification monsters it has created. I hate how sensitive it has made people because so much context is lost …

I am a member of the Collective Bias® Social Fabric® Community. The confession of my new cleaning, vacuuming, perfect housewife lifestyle has been compensated as part of a social shopper amplification for Collective Bias and its advertiser. I’ve been living a bit …

I am a workaholic.I don’t really want to be on team coffee but I am.I am not addicted to caffeine. (Lies)I refuse to admit how many hours of sleep I get each night. Having a toddler is exhausting. Having a …

I have dishwasher OCD thanks to the Cascade I received from Mom Central Consulting. There I said it, I am crazy anal about very few things in my life, and it just so happens the  dishwasher is one of them. Although, …

HI, MY NAME IS MALLERY If you want to learn more about me you should take a minute to check out the Horrible Housewife about me page.  I am not a new Blogger but I am a reborn Blogger because I …