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I HATE FACEBOOK

I hate just about everything about Facebook. I hate notifications. I hated hearing “Mommy, put your phone down”. I hate the instant gratification monsters it has created. I hate how sensitive it has made people because …

HOW TO BE THE PERFECT HOUSEWIFE

I am a member of the Collective Bias® Social Fabric® Community. The confession of my new cleaning, vacuuming, perfect housewife lifestyle has been compensated as part of a social shopper amplification for Collective Bias and its advertiser. …

SECRET FROM A WORKAHOLIC

I am a workaholic.I don’t really want to be on team coffee but I am.I am not addicted to caffeine. (Lies)I refuse to admit how many hours of sleep I get each night. Having a …

TWO YEARS AGO I GOT A FAT ROCK

It’s starts like this. Boy meets girl. Girl proposes to boy. Boy says it isn’t official until girl gets a fat rock. Girl gets a speeding ticket going to her bachelorette party. Girl spends $1,000 on …

WOULD YOU LIKE SOME BODY HAIR WITH THAT?

“ONE DAY SOON THE GILLETTE COMPANY WILL ANNOUNCE THE DEVELOPMENT OF A RAZOR THAT, THANKS TO A COMPUTER MICROCHIP, CAN ACTUALLY TRAVEL AHEAD IN TIME AND SHAVE BEARD HAIRS THAT DON’T EVEN EXIST YET” -DAVE …

AMAZON KNOWS THAT MY PERIOD WAS LATE

Question- What are night terrors? Answer- Frightening episodes in which the new mother dreams she’s pregnant again. (source) I was browsing Amazon the other day and I scroll down to find this advertisement for Clearblue. How …

DON’T BE A TEXTBOOK HOARDER

Michael was cleaning the black hole that is known as our office last weekend and guess what he found in addition to his computer graveyard? Books! Tons of college books! I can’t believe that we moved …