Paleo red velvet cookies do exist and if you ask me they are quite delicious. Now, how about we up the paleo cookie ante a little bit by making mustache paleo red velvet cookies? I double dog dare you to create this rare cookie breed of epic proportions. (Okay, I might be exaggerating a little but epic proportions paints the deeeelicious picture for all of the paleo skeptics out there.) For serious man, these cookies are soo good. <~ I say that in real life so get off me. ?
PALEO RED VELVET COOKIE INGREDIENTS
Adapted from: Paleo Desserts by Jane Barthelemy
- 1 1/4 c coconut sugar
- 1 1/2 c almond meal
- 1 3/4 c coconut flakes
- 1/4 c arrowroot powder
- 1/2 t baking powder
- 1/4 t salt
- 1 tbl cocoa
- 4 room temperature eggs
- 1 beet
- 1/4 apple
- 1 tbl vanilla
- 1/2 tsp almond extract
PALEO RED VELVET COOKIE INSTRUCTIONS
- Steam and puree the beet.
- Puree the apple.
- Add the wet ingredients to the beet and apple.
- Mix all of the dry ingredients together and combine with the wet ingredients.
- Bake at 375 for 10-15 minutes
Here is a sassy party tip from me to you- parties are almost guaranteed to be poppin‘ when mustache cookie cutters are involved! Keep in mind party planning is all about pre-sen-ta-tion! People eat pretty food so go buy yourself a mustache cookie cutter set, throw a wicked party, and come back to tell me how cool your friends thought your party was!
I just had to take this picture. I’ve always wanted fun facial hair (for a VERY quick minute) and the mustache was begging me to twirl the delicate hairs coconut flakes between my manly looking fingers. I do believe mustache twirling falls into the category of wanting to play with things you don’t have yourself… sort of like… oh nevermind. ?
And for the record, a curled mustache you can eat actually DOES classify as something with epic proportions! Just sayin’.
