Tag Archive: #cbias

Mar 24

Collective Bias is Making 2013 Lucky!

Do you consider yourself lucky? Not that kind of lucky, pervs. I’m talking about good things happening to you lucky. No! Stop! Control your gutter before it gets clogged with leaves! Can’t you tell when I’m trying to be serious? What do you mean I don’t know how to be serious? Well fiddlesticks… 2013 is …

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Mar 13

Imaginary Friends Come to Life at SoFabCon

Let’s talk about the elephant in the room for a minute- my so called imaginary friends. I have friends. In fact, I have oodles of friends who I’m pretty sure are real life boys and girls. I just haven’t met said friends because they live in my computer. Please hear me out before you ship …

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Feb 27

Accepting Fashion Guru Applications

Why is a 25 year old accepting fashion guru applications? Funny you should ask! I am a hostage of the ever popular yoga pants, better known as the work at home mom’s wardrobe. Yoga pants accommodate my muffin top. They make my ba donk a donk look good. And Let’s not forget that I can sleep, chase my …

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Jan 17

Healthy Dinner Recipe for Busy People

I have a scrumptious, healthy dinner recipe for all of my fellow busy bees! I’ve talked about how stress encourages stress eating, and then I talked about the healthy snacking changes I am making with Tyson Grilled & Ready chicken. Well, it’s finally time for me to share a semi-homemade dinner recipe that everyone can …

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Jan 10

Say Goodbye to Stress with The Happy Hour Effect

I am in desperate need of The Happy Hour Effect! My family drives me nuts. Most evenings I wish my toddler would just go away. I sometimes wish my husband wasn’t so needy. I have lost track of me and what makes me tick. The evenings when Daddy Michael doesn’t come straight home from work are …

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Dec 27

Show This to Your Man if You Want More Lingerie

Fellas, lets talk a minute about something I call a lingerie win-win situation. Do I have your attention? Good. Lingerie is the answer to EVERYTHING! There are very few women on this planet who will say they don’t want any lingerie if you give them the go ahead to make a sassy purchase. There is …

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Nov 16

Michael Visited Santa Early This Year #bb4me

For once in my life I truly feel like I am ahead of the game on something to do with the holidays. Last weekend we took Michael to Bass Pro Shops Santa’s Wonderland and he already has his picture with Santa Claus! Say what? You might be thinking that we are crazy because it isn’t even Thanksgiving …

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Oct 09

Menopause Symptoms Know No Age Limits #PoiseFab5

My name is Mallery. I am 25. I have night sweats. I need to get serious for a hot minute so please enjoy any puns that I mix into this post. There was a point in my life where I honestly thought I was going to experience menopause before my time, I was 20 years …

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Jul 04

My #GoodCall Momination is a Superhero

How true is this quote for every single Mom out there, with the exception of Octo-Mom or that woman from 19 Kids and Counting?  I know I work my tail off to be the best Mom that I can be and sometimes most of the time other parts of my life falter a bit. I …

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