Honeymoon Vacation Sex

When you think of vacation sex you think of raspy breathing, disheveled hair, and thank goodness I don’t have to clean this mess up love making. I’m talking about one step below Bunny Ranch sex, where heavy petting is just the tip of the iceberg, and fantasies come to life. Mmmhmmm… Vacation sex is what fantasies…

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Wine with Mallery- Softcup & Christmas Ornaments

Wine with Mallery is almost all caught up! Woo hoo! Today is day 12 of my Advent Calendar and that means my liver only has 12 more days to go! I feel like I am preparing for a drinkathon with all of the boozing I have been partaking in lately. Oy! Wine with Mallery cliff notes…

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Amazon Knows That My Period Was Late

Question- What are night terrors? Answer- Frightening episodes in which the new mother dreams she’s pregnant again. (source) I was browsing Amazon the other day and I scroll down to find this advertisement for Clearblue. How the hell do you guys know? I know that advertising is good but when did it become a mind reader?…

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