You might have heard I’m throwing a Tonka Truck birthday party. Just maybe. Maybe you have experienced one of my many Tonka Truck birthday party pictures tagged with #schuplinparty? Oh, and if you couldn’t tell by flood of party promotion, I’m pretty geeked for the party. I’m talking about as excited as school girl dancing around in her pjs after her first kiss with the football star.Oh wait… was that just the way I reacted? Dang!
I was terrified to think about throwing a paleo party for 50+ people, let alone a toddler’s party. Omg. My bank account. My time. My… Wahhhhh! That is why I am sharing my Tonka Truck birthday party menu with you today! Let me do all of the work for you because I assure you this party has consumed my entire week. Like the whole thing. All of it. I don’t have a life outside of it.
PRETTY MUCH PALEO TONKA TRUCK BIRTHDAY PARTY MENU
- ‘Corn’dog muffins
- Dirt cake- pudding and brownies
- Fish cakes
- Lobster cakes
- Veggie cakes
- Turkey burgers, hamburgers, hotdogs
- With homemade ketchup and mayo (mustard is paleo)
- Watermelon cake
- Meatballs with sweet and sour sauce
- Also with a mango mustard sauce
- Veggie tray
- Fruit bowls with dark chocolate almond butter
GLUTEN FREE ADDITIONS
- Chips and mango salsa
- Hamburger and hotdog buns
- German chocolate cake
And what Tonka Truck birthday party is complete without swag bags for the kids? I picked up my favorite candy in the world, Unreal, because it is a better alternative to mainstream candy and is pretty flipping tasty! I’m sure there will be plenty of parents checking to make sure ‘the candy is safe’! What parent doesn’t make sure the candy is safe for their kid(s)?
I should warn you about the millions of Tonka Truck birthday party updates coming your way. I probably should have already warned everyone about that little bit of information. Whoops! I recommend putting on your hard hats on and enjoying the party!
I need to give you a heads up about the amount of coconut oil I am using for this party. No lie, dudes, I have gone through the 16 ounce jar Tropical Traditions sent me and a whole jar of my own coconut oil for this party! I use coconut oil for evvvvverything! I love it and can absolutely tell the difference between Tropical Traditions and some random brand from the grocery store! You can even ask my mom because I mentioned that same sentence to her when we were in the kitchen cooking today. True story.
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