Let me tell you why I suck at being a blogger friend. What’s there to lose? I already survived my ‘why I suck at being a wife‘ confession. Have you ever heard the word overcommit? I am a serial over committer when it comes to things that don’t pay the bills or pay in wine. Let me explain before you burn me at the stake.
THE TERM PROFESSIONAL BLOGGER IS NO LONGER AN OXYMORON. – LUKE LANGFORD
I can’t just visit someone’s post. If I visit their post I am leaving a comment and sharing it socially with whatever buttons they have available because that’s common courtesy! You NEED to share the posts from bloggers you love. I’m not lying when I say
we I get a virtual boner when you share our my work. Do you want to see my ‘O’ face? Doing them all is the secret to making me weak in the knees! You do realize I will trade showers to come up with something entertaining for you guys, right? I looooovveee you!
I VOW TO BE A GOOD BLOGGER FRIEND THIS WEEKEND!
I decided to do the unspeakable… I’m going to take multiple days off and go on a mission for the newest, coolest STD I can get from all of the loving that is about to take place. I’m about to love all over their faces and they don’t even know it! Do you see all of those posts I have had open for DAYS? Oy vey!
I might even be a good communicator this weekend and clean out my inbox. Although, there might not be enough time for all of that nonsense. I blame all of this on the fact that my days are spent chasing after a 19 month old and yapping with my lady beavers– ALL DAY LONG! They are really bad influences…
Catch you on the flip side when I write about body odor and armpit fetishes! *MUAH*