When Your Wife Stops Shaving

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When your wife stops shaving her legs for No-Shave November
Let’s talk about hair. And I don’t mean a gorgeous ocean of purple and turquoise.

Unwanted hair.

The kind of hair that No-Shave November was made for. Yep. You heard me, ladies. I did a thing. Or rather, I didn’t do a thing.

I went the entire month of November without shaving. Except for that one time I forgot until I was halfway through one hairy armpit. My bad.

When your wife stops shaving her armpits for No-Shave November
It was an interesting experience. On one hand, I was all, “Yeeeessss! I did it! Lazy girl achievement unlocked!”

And then I went to the urologist and got caught with my pants down. Literally, no pants. But it wasn’t until I got home that I realized I had forgotten to preface my exam with, “I’m not usually this hairy. Really, I’m not. I’m the type of girl who shaves up until the day I push my baby out, and my piggies are always polished for the moments I’m asked to drop my drawers and spread ’em. I swear!”

There was so much hair and I was over it.

What do you say when your wife stops shaving her armpits
Maybe winter is when you let loose because you enjoy your winter coat, but one day… one day those pesky prickles will put a run in your favorite control top pantyhose. Because, to reach woolly mammoth status, you must first push through the awkward razor blade stage. Amiright?

And yes, I wear pantyhose and I am nowhere near menopause.

Shaving after not shaving for No-Shave November
So, I shoved the bath toys to one corner of the tub and shaved off the fuzz. It was one of those shaves that leaves your tub covered in tiny hairs. A shave that hairy women everywhere know all too well.

This one in particular was monumental, though. Not because I had successfully completed No-Shave November, but because it was the big shave before my journey towards permanent hair removal without the price tag of traditional hair removal. It was time for me to join Team Flash&Go. My girlfriend with little to no hair had finally convinced me to come to the dark side very bright side of light technology.

Flash&Go comes with a cord so you don't have to purchase batteries
I don’t know why I fought her for so long, I am the perfect candidate. Also known as, I am almost hard on the eyes pale (Dark pigmented skin is a no-no.), you’d think I was a real life vampire with how I avoid sun exposure, and I have brown hair under the purple and turquoise.

It’s true. I know it’s been a while since I’ve had ‘normal hair’, but I’m still a reddish brown head at heart.

Using a Flash&Go to easily remove armpit hair
Using my Flash&Go was a breeze and it didn’t hurt one bit. I didn’t expect it to, but the saying ‘pain is beauty’ is always in the back of my mind. Yanno, like waxing and 5 inch heels. Really any heels. And while we’re on the topic, anything that isn’t yoga pants. What woman honestly enjoys wearing jeans that never seem to fit right?

Flash&Go gives you the freedom to remove your hair during the commercials
Word on the street is that you will see results after the 3rd or 4th treatment, and you’re supposed to leave two weeks in between each treatment, so I should be back with an update in February. On YouTube, though. Writing does not do this topic or my quirky mannerisms justice. This soon-to-be not very hairy girl wants to TALK to you about what happens when your wife stops shaving. It’s going down this February, guys.

Shopping for Flash&Go at Kohl's
And fellas? There might come a day when your wife stops shaving. It happens to the best of us. This is how you give the gift of softer, smoother, sexier skin AND some much needed quiet time. No kids. No cleaning. Just your wife and her new toy.

  • Purchase Silk’n Flash&Go at Bed Bath & Beyond or Kohl’s in store or online.
  • Go to keepongifting.com & upload a copy of your receipt.
  • Receive a $25 gift card to the retailer of your choice and be entered to win a trip for 2 to Aruba.
  • Redeem said gift card up to 3 times for a total of $75 to spend at Bed Bath and Beyond or Kohl’s.

And then:

  • Watch the kids so she can shower in peace.
  • Continue to watch the kids, bathe them, and put them to bed so she can enjoy some boob tube and treat her body hair.

Happy wife, happy life!

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  1. Jenae says

    haha love the post! I am pretty sure that my hair is longer then yours in like 3 weeks. Ask the husband, I tell him sometimes to not look at my legs hahahah! I will look into this toy of yours!

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