Uhhh… I can’t promise you this Wine with Mallery video is completely sober. What can I promise you then? I can promise you rainbows and puppies? No I can’t. Can I promise you a uterus and flat wine bottles? I’m thinking I just might be able to fulfill that request! Man, I sure am fun! Drunk, fun, it’s all the same. Hmm….
Wine with Mallery cliff notes for those who can’t watch the video…
I have this thing, if you aren’t going to buy me something practical for Christmas, I want something awesomely random! (See picture above) I don’t mean practical where you just hand me money. Well, maybe I do. I mean practical things like kitchen utensils or batteries. (You can never have too many batteries.) ?
I think my Christmas list is pretty freaking rad! I don’t know how I missed the picture of the uterus in this collage. Oh wait, I was drunk. That’s right. That might have something to do with it. Maybe? I’m sticking with that excuse for now.
Trader Joe’s 2011 Vola Trebbiano Pinot Grigio
This blend has a strong citrus smell and flavor to it. The flavor reminds of Granny Smith apples, I don’t like Granny Smith apples. It wasn’t awful… it just wasn’t my style. If you like apples and you are cheap go pick this bottle up for $3.99 at Trader Joe’s. If you are on one of those lucky drunks living on the West Coast, you might find it for $1.99. Bitches!