It’s day 16 of Wine with Mallery! This time we aren’t talking about me and my drunken shenanigans. This time we are talking about Michael! Yippee! It’s a welcomed change of pace, isn’t it? Thought so.
Wine with Mallery cliff notes for those who can’t watch the video…
Do you know how many ounces of beer the jugs above can hold? They hold… wait for it… 128 ounces of beer! This was Michael’s Secret Santa gift from work and it couldn’t be anymore perfect for him! (Beer is to Michael what wine is to Mallery.) Dragonmead is the microbrewery that got our ENTIRE wedding hammered; everyone was good and sloshed! One of these beers was 11% and the second was, I believe, 7.5%. He drank all but 8 ounces in 6 or 7 hours, he was beyond blitzed and hilarious! Hahahaha! <~ It was deserving of an extra ha or two. ?
Do you know what happens when Michael considers you a BFF? You get drunk dialed so he can tell you how much he loves you! The thing is, he used MY phone to call his BFFs. The worst part is when he got to the person who was originally my BFF, he called her at 3am from a number that never calls ANYONE. I could only imagine what she was thinking! Is she dead? Was there an accident? OMG, Mallery never calls anyone!
Just kidding! It is just drunk Michael telling you how much he loves you. This night is the exact reason why I love the people he works with. I love them all like they were my BFFs.
It turns out I am completely OCD about decorating Christmas trees. I spazzed out on Michael for not spreading out the branches and throwing the lights on the tree wherever. I’m dying a little inside looking at this picture. Seriously, I can’t go in that room without picking apart the tree. I have first world problems going on this week.
The Schuplin tree finally went up on 12/17/12 and that puts us in the lead for the Worst Parents of 2012 Award! This prestigious award happens to be the worst rank smelling diaper you have ever experienced; I’m talking garlic and onions rank. That right there is bad news bears!
Trader Joe’s 2011 Charles Shaw Cabernet Sauvignon
This Charles Shaw wine isn’t bad at all. I wouldn’t say there is anything memorable about this wine, it’s a good table wine. At $2.99 I would definitely purchase it again for myself or for a party wine. That is a pretty stellar review, huh? I think I am getting lazy with all of the fancy wine words.